Tapas' American Kennel Club (AKC) registration and pedigree certificate showed up over the weekend. He's now officially a pretentious puppy. But what's up with those names. Am I so ghetto that I didn't think to give Tapas three or four names? The use of "Little" or "Lil" in the names for nine of the fourteen listed ancestors also seems bizarre. It's stating the obvious, isn't it? A 3.5 lbs. dog doesn't need to be named "Little" or "Lil". But now I'm just mocking Tapas' family, so I'll lighten up.